House of Rude

Listen to me Mr. President…
…I know what I’m talking about.
Give them a catchy name like, oohhhh…Dick Cheney’s Secret Energy Task Force and just tell Mainstream Media that’s it’s a matter of national security.
Hell, it worked before. The insurgents were all defensive about Pimp Dicks need for secresy and nobody cared about who · They · [...]

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I often wonder whether the G(reasy) W(easel) Bush error is like the STD venereal warts or more alnong the likes of herpes?
Given the painful sores erupting upon America and caused by bush league nematodes that have burrowed into our systems, I’m afraid that a cure for this disease will not be easily acheived; the pus [...]

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…because the whole “clean coal” plum pie, ain’t!
For those of you that missed it(and it be because this story is so minor compared to the need for air time for Blago & Jennifer Aniston)

Breaking: A Coal Sludge Spill Bigger than Exxon Valdez
“Reports are that the rush of mud, ash and water now covers 400 acres [...]

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Merry Cashmas everyone. I know it’s a bit more understated than in previous years but we can blame that(and everything else) on those oversexed, secular lefty-loonies, I believe.
And “believe” is the operative word because it’s ALL about believing that Jesus would want you to go into debt to major credit institutions in order to prove [...]

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I must have lost it in there somewhere…
It seems everyone who is a wannastay-one is doing the same thing. Take Snazzy Sarah Palin for instance; she’s recycling her best prepositions, dangling them, like, all over the place, yoo betcher, and yapping to the press much more than she would when she was actually a candidate [...]

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just so it’s not ENTIRELY worthless…
FINE.

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