House of Rude

The 1st Annual Global Boiling Deniers Red River Raft Trip
Meeting Mon., Mar 30th in Fargo, N.D.
Pick up your bag lunch and prepare for the ride of your lifetime, a ride to commemorate your courage and intelligence in dragging down any and all efforts to mitigate man-made destruction of crucial environmental components.

Before we shove you off and down the gently swirling river we’ve arranged to have a Prayer Meeting/floation inflation at the recently-renamed Piyush & Sarah’s Sanctuary From Science Center
…the extension cords plugged into the klieg lights and drifting just below the surface won’t be plugged in until after the guests of honor have arrived, a gesture symbolizing “illumination” as provided by all the Wise Men fighting the science of Gore and the infidels.

Anyone left at the end of the trip are invited to join other like-souled lemmings pilgrims in the 1st Annual Gawd O’ Bawby Race-To-The-Summit-&-Sacrifice-Yourself Fun Run & Prayer Breakfast, to be held on the pyroclastic playground of Mt. Redoubt.

Bristol Palin TBD will be the Ceremonial Virgin, dedicated to Gawd O’Bawby, with DVDs of the blessed event for sale(contact the 1st Dewd at HackAk.com) ~Proceeds to Elect Sarah The Terror Queen O’ The Land campaign…
We’re Sorry!
Anyone arriving via kayak, surfboard or inner tube via the rapidly increasing glacial melt causing this now-frequent flooding will still be charged the full fee…