House of Rude

Listen to me Mr. President…
…I know what I’m talking about.
Give them a catchy name like, oohhhh…Dick Cheney’s Secret Energy Task Force and just tell Mainstream Media that’s it’s a matter of national security.
Hell, it worked before. The insurgents were all defensive about Pimp Dicks need for secresy and nobody cared about who · They · were · or · who · They · owed.
Obama should put all the “Czars” on A secret panel, like the Energy Task Force.
Seriously, the people who don’t want to know who it is that paying to blackball American healthcare,
the feebs who don’t want to know who is pumping mercury into the water and what it’s obviously doing to them, the ostriches who never wanted to know who really attacked us brutally on 9/11 or where those darned WMD were are getting all sweaty in the britches over advisers?

Are they worried there’s another Michael Brown on board? Or a Hank Paulsen?
None of them care to acknowledge that Fox News Channel Chairman Roger Ailes was GW’s secret Propoganda czar(though, given recent poll findings, it’s easy to understand they were just ignorant of that, along with so many other facts, given that most are Faux Noose aficionados) through his difficult years.

But given the fact of what Greasy Weasels’ Great Unwashed have lived with and come to idolize, it’s easy to realize that their expectations are rather pathetic and…”misguided”, at best.
So B.O?
Just name anyone you want as an adviser to something like “Blackwater” or “Halliburton” or “The Taliban” or, best yet, “Pimp Dicks Secret Face Shooting Head Drilling Kill Squad”.
The rest of the gig should be smooooooth sailin’!
(oh yeah, then take a month off. You’re not relaxing “Presidentially enough” ~ let’s the world know you’re the boss when you take off early to put your feet up. No, really.)