Above: Greasy Weasel, at the unveiling, asking Pimp Dick if perhaps he should wait until they’re inside to squeeze out another policy.
From the WSJ blog;
“The Bush Institute is expected to promote policies he developed as president, particularly political and economic freedom…”
We must say, it certainly looks like the proper facility for the “policies” Greasy Weasel dumped on America. If nothing else, nor in any other regard, old “Weeze” certainly can produce an awful lot of such piles of “policy”.
More;
“It will be part of the George W. Bush Presidential Center, which also includes the presidential library…”
Have you been to the Greasy Weasel Pezidential Library? It’s only got one place where one may find anything to read. Here’s the only available text.
And, of course, the Bush League understands the connection;
” According to a spokesman, the center is the first presidential library complex to house a policy institute.
A Bush spokesman said in a brief release that the institute ‘will link scholarly research with practical results.’ ”
“Linking his research with practical results”…of that we have little doubt. The pioneers used to burn such results, for heat, after another mindless, thundering herd had passed. I’m of the belief that the Weasels’ results will end up getting flushed through Pox News, Drudge and then the other instatestines…uhhhh…institutions… of Mainstream Media when they plop out of the mouths of the moneyed Mullahs as GopHead “talking points”.
Word has it that Mike (Atta Boy!) Brown is to provide hind-wiping(he’s at least very familiar and adept with horses’ asses) and Scooter Libby has been retained as the Royal Flusher, in case anyone leaves something “incriminating” floating about.
Listen to me Mr. President…
…I know what I’m talking about.
Give them a catchy name like, oohhhh…Dick Cheney’s Secret Energy Task Force and just tell Mainstream Media that’s it’s a matter of national security.
Hell, it worked before. The insurgents were all defensive about Pimp Dicks need for secresy and nobody cared about who · They · were · or · who · They · owed.
Obama should put all the “Czars” on A secret panel, like the Energy Task Force.
Seriously, the people who don’t want to know who it is that paying to blackball American healthcare,
the feebs who don’t want to know who is pumping mercury into the water and what it’s obviously doing to them, the ostriches who never wanted to know who really attacked us brutally on 9/11 or where those darned WMD were are getting all sweaty in the britches over advisers?
Are they worried there’s another Michael Brown on board? Or a Hank Paulsen?
None of them care to acknowledge that Fox News Channel Chairman Roger Ailes was GW’s secret Propoganda czar(though, given recent poll findings, it’s easy to understand they were just ignorant of that, along with so many other facts, given that most are Faux Noose aficionados) through his difficult years.
But given the fact of what Greasy Weasels’ Great Unwashed have lived with and come to idolize, it’s easy to realize that their expectations are rather pathetic and…”misguided”, at best.
So B.O?
Just name anyone you want as an adviser to something like “Blackwater” or “Halliburton” or “The Taliban” or, best yet, “Pimp Dicks Secret Face Shooting Head Drilling Kill Squad”.
The rest of the gig should be smooooooth sailin’!
(oh yeah, then take a month off. You’re not relaxing “Presidentially enough” ~ let’s the world know you’re the boss when you take off early to put your feet up. No, really.)
I often wonder whether the G(reasy) W(easel) Bush error is like the STD venereal warts or more alnong the likes of herpes?
Given the painful sores erupting upon America and caused by bush league nematodes that have burrowed into our systems, I’m afraid that a cure for this disease will not be easily acheived; the pus of destroyed reason,…. PERFECT!!!!
Don’t Change A WORD!
You might think professional comedians have some lattitude &/or purview over ripping & rapping politicians & other celebrity/cult figures when they prove their humanity, hypocrisy or just plain stupidity, but the Gop Head Mullahs O’ MWA-HA-HA are here to tell you something different!
From the opiate-addled anus’ that brought you “Free Speech Supports Terrorism”, “Gitmo is a tropical vacation” & “torture is nothing more than collegiate hazing” we bring you The Savaging Of St. Sarah & The Indignation of The Righteous!
While slinging clever barbs like “faggot”, “macacca” & worse by Gop Head mullahs like Coulter, Douche Limbaugh & rape repartee’ by the likes of J.(I married a doped-up “c^nt” of an Heiress) Sydney McCain III are not just acceptable, but obviously laudable behaviour, ripping on the obvious hypocrisy of the Palin family foibles whilst they continue to act out “Deliverance, Alaska” by professional ~GASP!~…comedians, has drawn out nearly the full contingent of the still self righteous bush league.
Wailing & the gnashing of teeth can be heard across all of the Americas(how many are there, Sarah? ….gotcha!)
That any would dare point out the continued hilarious hypocrisy of St. Sarah & her prodigy from the shallow gene pool.
Some folk might want to consider that perhaps some folk are concerned for the health & well-being of the younger Palin children; we may worry that whatever predator got to poor, virginal Bristol may have his eye on yet another un-protected Palin ! Given the track record, thus far, I’d say it’s an honest & reasonable concern. That Model of Motherhood, St. Sarah already left one girl unprotected, in order to jounce & bounce around that poor little fetus destined to become Trigg.
And she’s oh-so hurt because comedians dared to spotlight her obvious “qualities” and the potential cost to other children under her “care”.
At least Bristol Has A Job, Selling Skankwear with Brittany.
BTW, where’s Big Daddy Tawwd, that oh-so manly & masculine 1st Dewwd(or is it “primary lewd”), through all this? He doesn’t want to defend his wimmens? What, is he scared someone
will start asking about paternity tests?
So, just to be clear, joking about assassinating the President of The United States is acceptable, even funny, to the same people who are horrified that Sarahs’ soccer mom cred is besmirched.
It’s fine for a lying, ignorant President-per-Daddys-SCOTUS and former deserter to use dead Americans as the butt of his hilarity, but wondering if St. Sarah will leave yet another teen girl in some sexual predators clutchs is recourse for villification.
Welcome to The Gop Head Calvacade Of Cretins & Caligulan Clowns .
The same folk who brought you Diaper Dave Vitter & J. Sydney Campaign Clown, Bob Allen(he’ll pay $20 to rest room patrons for a taste of the “other dark meat”) & that Pastor of Pastors, Ted (may I have a boy, on “ice”, please) Haggard.
One more item, hopefully the one that ’splodes
some bush league rebumlickings’ head(watch out for flying feces)…
Just how many clowns can the rebumblecants cram into this, their newest & obviously ill-fated “car o’ State”?
the salient details; GOP’s Big Names Try to Forge New Agenda
“Looking to rebrand a struggling Republican Party, a group of party heavyweights including former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush and Sen. John McCain (R-Arizona) are launching a new group that will hold town halls around the country and look to produce GOP ideas on issues like education and health care.
Republicans will announce today the creation of the ‘National Council for a New America,’ a group led by congressional party leaders that includes Bush, McCain, former Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney and Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal as its ‘national panel of experts.’ ”
Quotes from “Fam Vals” Candidate
~Ga. Govs’ Race
Mostly Just For Fun
or, the Levi & Liquor cabinet Blues…
J. Sydney III, Bawby(Modeled-On-The-Faux-Son-Of-A-Real-Homosexual) Jindal & Jeb Bush, together to sell you on the NEXT “Contract On America”? because this misguided mix o’ mutts did so well last time around?!?
And as a “BONUS” they invite onto(the back of) the bus, Sarah the Terror?????
Gotta be because they figured they hadn’t covered the “totally batshit crazy” demographic, even with Michele(Batshit-Crazy-Is-My-Mission) Bachmann.
The Two-tongues Tow Truck now wants to drag America into the “dead zone” that their oil & chem buddies created in the Gulf of Mexico, is that it?
What kind o’ Rodeo Clowns do you suppose turdblossum karl planted deep in crucial spots of our government?
let’s examine the curious career o’ one Lynne Osmus…
from FAA.gov:
“Updated: 9:06 am ET January 26, 2009
Lynne A. Osmus became Acting Administrator on January 16, 2009. In this role, she leads the 43,000 FAA employees in their continuing mission to provide the safest, most efficient aerospace system in the world.
Ms. Osmus had served as Assistant Administrator for Security and Hazardous Materials since July 1, 2003. She has been an executive with the Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) since 1990, and an FAA employee since 1979. She was responsible for the internal security programs of FAA, including security of FAA facilities, personnel security, investigations, the drug interdiction support program, and security of classified material. She also managed the agency’s Hazardous Materials Program, which provides oversight of rules governing the transportation of hazardous materials by air. Her organization also served as the link to the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) Office of Intelligence. The Office of Security and Hazardous Materials is composed of approximately 460 people posted at locations across the country, with an annual budget of just over $50 M.
Prior to this assignment, Ms. Osmus had become the Deputy Associate Administrator of FAA’s Civil Aviation Security Program just three months prior to the attacks on 9/11, and led FAA’s post-9/11 security response and the transition of the security programs to TSA following the creation of that agency. She served as the Director of FAA’s Europe, Africa, and Middle East Office in Brussels, Belgium from 1998 to 2000, and before that had been FAA’s Chief of Staff for four years with Administrators David Hinson and Jane Garvey. From 1990 to 1995, she was the Director of Operations in the Office of Civil Aviation Security.”
This chick is giving me the creeps…
Worth noting that although this wiki post is dated the 26th of January, 2009 ~6 days into Obamas’ term, she was appointed 4 days before the end of Greasy Weasels’ Campaign Against American Democracy.
Bush League Ignores 9/11 Terror warnings; Now Wants To Hush More Terror Warnings…
So Greasy Weasel sat and waited for the impending attack for weeks leading up to 9/11; then sat on his hands, hiding amongst school children while the attack occurred and thousands of innocent Americans died needlessly.
Argue all you want but the warnings were there and the were credible enough to cause Bush League Cabinet officials to eschew commercial airline travel in the last weeks approaching that fateful day.
Now DHS has come out with a report about the dangers of domestically cultivated terrorists, on the heals of the Tenn. Church shootings, the scantily reported Bush League warrior shot by a battered wife and discovered to be building a dirty bomb to unleash on the U.S., because of their choice for President, and the execution of police officers by Richard Poplawski, ostensibly because he was certain Obama was going to take away his guns.
And the reaction of the GOP ? To blast away ~figuratively speaking~ at the messengers who simply point out thoughts & hypothesis that are already being validated by recent events.
And it seems the Bush league has conveniently forgotten about one of the American soldiers they could actually embrace, one Timothy McVeigh. Still, the redumlikins hoot and holler to the teeming masses of lemmingesque, moronic “patriots” about Obama the Socialist and how, with this report from the DHS, Obama (aka “He Who Reviles American Values” apparently because Obama wouldn’t accept the $20 McCain Campaign manager Bob Allen offers dark strangers if they would let Allen give them a “monica”, nor would he fondle faux reporters & RL male prostitutes or smoke meth or…)
Some highlights from the DHS report:
Anti-immgration: “Rightwing extremist groups’ frustration over a perceived lack of government action on illegal immigration has the potential to incite individuals or small groups toward violence. If such violence were to occur, it likely would be isolated, small-scale, and directed at specific immigration-related targets.”
Recruiting returning vets: “Rightwing extremists will attempt to recruit and radicalize returning veterans in order to exploit their skills and knowledge derived from military training and combat.”
Gun-related violence: “Heightened interest in legislation for tighter firearms … may be invigorating rightwing extremist activity, specifically the white supremacist and militia movements.”
Twit gingrich and your patriot of patriots Mich(underage-schoolgirl-wannabe) Malkin are wailing & gnashing their teeth over the “slight” to “conservatives”. It ain’t about real conservatives, it’s about those America-hating lowlifes wrapped in the American flag.
Me thinks they doth protest too much…
The 1st Annual Global Boiling Deniers Red River Raft Trip Meeting Mon., Mar 30th in Fargo, N.D. Pick up your bag lunch and prepare for the ride of your lifetime, a ride to commemorate your courage and intelligence in dragging down any and all efforts to mitigate man-made destruction of crucial environmental components.
Before we shove you off and down the gently swirling river we’ve arranged to have a Prayer Meeting/floation inflation at the recently-renamed Piyush & Sarah’s Sanctuary From Science Center
…the extension cords plugged into the klieg lights and drifting just below the surface won’t be plugged in until after the guests of honor have arrived, a gesture symbolizing “illumination” as provided by all the Wise Men fighting the science of Gore and the infidels.
Anyone left at the end of the trip are invited to join other like-souled lemmings pilgrims in the 1st Annual Gawd O’ Bawby Race-To-The-Summit-&-Sacrifice-Yourself Fun Run & Prayer Breakfast, to be held on the pyroclastic playground of Mt. Redoubt.
Bristol PalinTBD will be the Ceremonial Virgin, dedicated to Gawd O’Bawby, with DVDs of the blessed event for sale(contact the 1st Dewd at HackAk.com) ~Proceeds to Elect Sarah The Terror Queen O’ The Land campaign… We’re Sorry!
Anyone arriving via kayak, surfboard or inner tube via the rapidly increasing glacial melt causing this now-frequent flooding will still be charged the full fee…
nobody cared about who · They · were · or · who · They · owed.
Pick up your bag lunch and prepare for the ride of your lifetime, a ride to commemorate your courage and intelligence in dragging down any and all efforts to mitigate man-made destruction of crucial environmental components.
Anyone left at the end of the trip are invited to join other like-souled